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A guy dodges a bullet in a girl's dorm room.

John Mulaney tells how he almost died on the fire escape.

A guy goes walking... while asleep.

A woman with a taste for blood.

A man's wife likes to strangle him... luckily, he likes it.

A man isn't too happy with his in-laws, even in his sleep.

A woman who can't move when she wakes up.

Pretty self-explanatory.

A guy really wants his brother's head.

A murder takes place in the room of a six year old.

A woman has a rude awakening.

A little boy puts out a "fire"... on his brother's face.

A man kicks a bunk bed on top of himself.

A guy prepares his house for an asteroid attack.

A woman cuts her toe and sleepwalks home.

A woman does more than sleep while on Ambien.

Kristen Schaal tells her dream about one of our Founding Fathers.

Mike talks about being famous in this MySpace exclusive, now on YouTube.

A man mistakes his wife for a kangaroo.