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My girlfriend loves to drag me on museum visits...my philosophy on modern art and my outlook on the kinds of people that go to museums.

the ridiculousness of facebook looove

Men's reactions to finding out I'm a lesbian...and recounts of talks with my guy friends on how they please woman.

My thoughts on the widespread misuse of the word retarded...as well as retarded people's perception of us.

We've all got one, mine is just a little weirder...

The deaf burglar, coming out as a lesbian to my mom, annnnnnnd being mistaken for a boy!

Growing up w/ my mom being completely deaf was fun at times...even regular chores turned into comedy

when i got spankings, it was on.

Women, just don't say it...

Third time's a charm when it comes to tampons!

Part II of the Tampon Saga

I've never been to the gynocologist butI know what the ducks feel like...

I've never seen a penis, except for Brad Pitt's...

Do you have the latest IPOD invention?

TLC's writers need to get a little more creative...

If you dont like the new name, try saying it this way...

Destress alumns and students and join perspectives in song...