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Background: This was my losing entry for Be An Aristocrat video contest. The uncensored version shall not be available publicly, which is fine, beca

Don't be panic!

Mike

Speaking of mysteries, why am I receiving ladies' panties in my mail box?

Hope it makes you laugh a skoshy bit.

(Please don't get angry at me Cox Communications, Travel Channel, or anyone else involved.)

P.S., there will be other videos coming out soon, but this bit of frippery was fun to put together.