Okay, bear with me. First, my voice is still rough. Second, I could not pass up the chance to hammer Jim Cramer one more time. See, first he said to buy but don't think - at "Dow 13,900". Then, he said, it was time to be "defensive" and that "the bottom" was not hit - at "Dow 12,900" (after a 1,000 point plunge). But, he saved the best for last! After a 320 point upside move on the Dow, ol' Jim had the balls to TAKE CREDIT for "keeping (you) in 'the game'". What an a-hole, Jim is. No, for real, how does he keep his job? Maybe one day I'll have my own show on CNBC (insert laughter).