CNBC told us today that this was the "fifth birthday" of the "bull market". I wish I knew this sooner - I woulda brought a present or something. Now, today is also the "fifth birthday" of something else. CNBC didn't mention this birthday, though. See, while the dow has moved up, the dollar has plunged through the floor. In fact, the Dow Jones, if valued in dollars, actually just hit 10,325! So, Happy Birthday, Dow!