Now that Jim Cramer (et al) has seen nearly 6 months of market malaise - after he (et al) predicted a glorious 2008, the excuses are now funnier than ever. There's a new "buzz word" to explain why the market's going nowhere: Destruction of Capital. Seems like the reason du jour to explain Jim Cramer (et al) and his terrible stock picks is that "short sellers" are "destroying wealth" by, well, just watch the video. And, guess what? The federal reserve is about to get even more of a stranglehold on our economy! Yes, good old Hank "I caused this whole mess" Paulson's got a plan to hand over even more of our economy to the fed. Just what we need: The people that caused the current problem with more control. Booyah!